March 2012
i think my stomach is going to explode.
i feel so, so sick. stupid creamy spaghetti sauce.
February 2012
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“But, you know, whatever.”
– Meryl Streep (via notlestradesdivision)
a mere three hours after i woke up and i feel...
oh, life.
can't sleep.
1. Where were you 3 hours ago? At a bar, eating glorious cheese fries and hearing silly stories. 2. Who are you in love with? My dog. And perfect situations that are uncertain in reality. 3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? Um, no. Hello, wax taste! (I think. I wouldn’t know. I’ve never eaten one) 4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? Nope. I generally dislike pink. 5. When is the last...
