supermassive black hole.

1. Where were you 3 hours ago? At a bar, eating glorious cheese fries and hearing silly stories.
2. Who are you in love with? My dog. And perfect situations that are uncertain in reality.
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? Um, no. Hello, wax taste! (I think. I wouldn’t know. I’ve never eaten one)
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? Nope. I generally dislike pink.
5. When is the last time you went to the mall? Tuesday, only because I had to for a story.
6. Are you wearing socks right now? Noper.
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000? My car is probably worth bumper stickers and dreams.
8. When was the last time you drove out of town? Not in a long time, and I really need to.
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? No? I’ve been to the movies a lot lately though.
10. Are you hot? SMOKING.
11. What was the last thing you had to drink? A Miller Lite.
12. What are you wearing right now? Sweatpants and a tank top.
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? I wash it. It’s more fun that way.
14. Last food that you ate? Cheese fries that were actually SUPER delicious.
15. Where were you last week at this time? Playing Little Big Planet.
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? Nope!
17. When is the last time you ran? Tonight, from my car to the apartment because it was cold as shit.
18. What’s the last sporting event you watched? There was a basketball game on tv at the bar tonight. Intently? The Super Bowl.
19. What is your favorite animal? Koala bear.
20. Your dream vacation? Somewhere with someone adventurous that I adore where no one can bother me/us.
21. Last person’s house you were in? My parent’s?
22. Worst injury you’ve ever had? Sliced my pinky open when I was a kiddo on a curtain rod. Have a scar to prove it!
23. Have you been in love? Deeply.
24. Do you miss anyone right now? In ways he wouldn’t understand.
25. Last play you saw? I think it was Dirty Rotten Scoundrels at Walnut in Philly.
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? There’s no weapon, except to be yourself.
27. What are your plans for tonight? To sleep!
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment? Um, no one, because Myspace is DEAD.
29. Next trip you are going to take? I have no idea, but I hope it’s soon because I’m going crazy.
30. Ever go to camp? Naw.
31. Were you an honor roll student in school? Hells yes.
32. What do you want to know about the future? Just that if all this worrying is for something.
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? Yea, but it’s probably worn off by now.

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor’s visit? Every November.

35. Where is your best friend? Oklahoma, two miles away, one mile away, six blocks away.
36. How is your best friend? Frustrated, silly, confusing, a mother.
37. Do you have a tan? A faux one, yes.
38. What are you listening to right now? The radio in my kitchen, which I leave on every night for bed.
39. Do you collect anything? Records and books!
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know? Everyone in this valley?
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over? Not in a very long time, thank god.
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw? Yea, I don’t like it much. Too foamy.
43. What does your last text message say? Aw, so cute. - Joanne
44. Do you like hot sauce? Nope! Stings the nostrils.
45. Last time you took a shower? This morning.
46. Do you need to do laundry? Terribly.